I thought it was a good idea…

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But I was told this morning via an early morning email that the final product was stupid. She said, ” I know you and I know what you meant, and it’s very generous, but what you put up in your e-store didn’t make no sense.”

So I called her, after the sun came up, she explained herself and then, she came and gave me $40 and left with a case of Medium Sweet and Sassy Salsa. Such Love!

When I looked at it later… oh hell, she’s right. I’ve since changed the order page around for the Gift Certificates because it was stupid and “…didn’t make no sense!” OOPS!

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Now it’s very obvious that if you want a $90 gift certificate, the price is $60.00. If you want a $45 Gift Certificate the price is…drumroll please…$30! So, that makes sense now. If you want to take advantage of my generosity, you have 5 extra days (I’m willing to make it right) untill 12/29/06 to buy now or lose this chance.

I was gonna cut it off Christmas Eve at Midnight, but you know…

You will be redirected to a top secret discount code page to print a certificate, so you can order online right away or you can wait and use it later after you give your LOVE offering away.

May God Bless you and yours. I mean that.

Big Jeff Jones

PS: Don’t kid yourself! This is the deal of the year. Are you ready for the New Year?

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