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August 13, 2007
We bought Kayaks!
I’ve lost it completely. 5 kayaks…1 for everybody. Jeff, Tia, Ryan, Sean & Sarah. I really like them. I commune with the heat, I mean Nature. Yeah That’s it.
Do you guys like that? Im thinking about fishing from the floating thing. Anybody done that? Clue me in.
December 22, 2006
I thought it was a good idea…
GIFT CERTIFICATES! 1/3 OFF
But I was told this morning via an early morning email that the final product was stupid. She said, ” I know you and I know what you meant, and it’s very generous, but what you put up in your e-store didn’t make no sense.”
So I called her, after the sun came [...]
December 18, 2006
Less than 10 days to go
before the big day and I wonder what more can I do? You too?
Well, I was issued a challenge this afternoon. So I thought about it for awhile and with so many things to be grateful for, I want to commemorate the passing of a great man. So here it is. Maybe I’m nuts.
Go here and purchase [...]
November 22, 2006
Swamp sauce shall remain a secret
I’m still working on this stuff. There have been interupptions far to numerous to mention. The elder lives on…
I know this Big Jeff’s Swamp Sauce is HOT. I’ve just about got it down to a work of art.
Put some on the pork chops last night. Smokey the Rhino says “Like…Oh My God!”
We have a Gift [...]
November 18, 2006
The Funky Dr of Love loves Blues!
Hello Music Lovers!
I have a throbbing anticipation. I’m so stoked, I can’t sit still. Blues From the Bottoms is taking the stage Wednesday night, Nov. 29th, 2006.
The Bank & Blues Club (Main Street, Daytona Beach) will not be the same after this. WHAT? Why’s that, you ax? Well this is the “True Blues Taste Test,” [...]
November 17, 2006
Cheap Thrills
The burning sensation that makes hot peppers so appealing to thrill seekers comes from Capsaicin. The compound Capsaicin is a superior pain blocking ingredient (found in some sports rubs & liniments) and is found in the cross ribs or membranes of the fruit. Yes it’s a fruit. That’s why the meat and seeds are the [...]
November 15, 2006
Benefits of Sweet and Sassy Salsa
5 Outstanding Benefits from consuming these delicious products:
BENEFIT #1: Since I started eating these delicious products, I’ve never been bit by vampires. This is not just salsa I’m selling here. Demons run and hide when I speak. Who’s the Funky Dr?
BENEFIT #2: No exit wounds! If you love spicy foods and your stomach is stopping [...]
November 10, 2006
Swamp Sauce Secrets
Man; I wish I could tell you what I was doing in my Top Secret Certified Kitchen/Lab today, but I can’t!
I can tell you this much: Lily white suburbanites, and sissified tweety birds won’t be able to handle it. Swamp rats, creole wimmen, blues musicians with some soul, combat veterans and BBQ dawgs will foam at [...]
November 9, 2006
Perpetuating the FRAUD
I went to the True Blues jam last night over on Beachside where I go most Wednesday nights. It’s a good thing I had a Buddy Guy CD in my car cause there was no Blues being played by the 70s rocker wannabees holding court on stage.
One young guitarist there might be a bluesman one [...]